Thursday, December 30, 2010

A computer joke

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

A restaurant joke - Udurawana at a restaurant:

Udurawana at a restaurant:

Udurawana was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw him out."Oh, I really dont care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana comes back to his car and finds a note saying `Parking Fine` He Writes a note and sticks it on to the pole `Thanks for the compliment.`


Teacher:`I killed a person` convert this sentence into future tense
Udurawana: The future tense is `you will go to jail`


Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says `Hello, how did you know I was here?`

Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is the final game.

Udurawana: People consider me as a `GOD`
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..