Thursday, December 30, 2010

Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana comes back to his car and finds a note saying `Parking Fine` He Writes a note and sticks it on to the pole `Thanks for the compliment.`

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Teacher:`I killed a person` convert this sentence into future tense
Udurawana: The future tense is `you will go to jail`

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Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says `Hello, how did you know I was here?`

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