Udurawana Joke - Donation

Donation: Udurawana's son : Dad there is someone at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Udurawana : Give him a glass of water.

Udurawana buys a Thermos

Thermos

Udurawana goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."Udurawana then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."Udurawana says, "I'll take one!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. Udurawana's boss asks, "Wow, you have a Thermos. What do you have in it?" Udurawana replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Registered Marriage at the POST OFFICE

Udurawana shouting at his girl friend " you said we will do a registered marriage but you cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday at the POST OFFICE to get registered but you never turned up"

What are your qualifications?

Udurawana at an Interview:

Interviewer: What are your qualifications?
Udurawana : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Udurawana : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....