Friday, February 12, 2016

Filling an Employment Application

Udurawana was filling up an application form for a job. He filled out the columns titled Name, Age, Address etc,. When he came to the column Salary Expected: after giving much thought he wrote: Yes

How to Lose Weight

The doctor told Udurawana to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days to lose weight.

After 300 days, Udurawana called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem; “I am 2400 km away from home”

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Double Decker Bus Ride in London

Udurawana and a friend Siri went to London. They managed to get onto a double-decker bus. Siri somehow managed to find a seat downstairs ,But unfortunately Udurawana had to go to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Siri went upstairs to see his friend Udurawana. Udurawana was in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands and saying his prayers, scared to death.He asks,"Udurawana! What the heck's going on? Why are you so scared?... I was really enjoying my ride down there? Udurawana mumbles "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

Crocodile Boots

Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says "yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots". He sets off to Africa and then disappears. Finally a search team found him hunting a huge crocodile. He walks over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims. "65th damn crocodile and this bugger is also bare-feet!"

Real Costly

One day an Englishman came to visit Udurawana at his ancestral home, which contained several magnificent pieces of antique furniture. The Englishman was very impressed with a piece and commented: "Very nice. This must be costly" Quickly Udurawana corrected him, saying "No, No, mister. This is mahogany". N.B. mahogany is a very valuable wood used to make expensive furniture. The English word 'costly' has similar pronunciation to Sinhala "Kos Lee", meaning a type of wood also used for making furniture, but not as expensive as mahogany.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Udurawana Joke - Donation

Donation: Udurawana's son : Dad there is someone at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Udurawana : Give him a glass of water.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Udurawana buys a Thermos


Udurawana goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."Udurawana then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."Udurawana says, "I'll take one!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. Udurawana's boss asks, "Wow, you have a Thermos. What do you have in it?" Udurawana replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."