Emergency

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up Udurawana on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told him it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes Udurawana appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
Udurawana replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'DURING AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE USE THE STAIRCASE'!!!

Password Problem

Udurawana calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password.

No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains,"So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," he says, "But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

How To Reduce Population In India

The teacher lecturing on population -In India, after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.

Two red ears....

Udurawana with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

Udurawana's 4th child...

Udurawana got his 4th child. He fills data on the birth certificate

Mother: Sri Lankan.
Father: Sri Lankan.
Kid: Chinese.

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sri Lankan?"

Udurawana: "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that the every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."

Udurawana Joke

Udurawana - why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Udurawana - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?

Foreigner - Udurawana Joke

After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

New Mobile - Udurawana joke

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone on his Phone Book & said
`My Mobile Number Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610`

What problem? - Udurawana

Udurawana ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Udurawana : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Udurawana : 'What problem?'

Free Gift - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago.

"Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely.

"Don't fool me," replied udurawana, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free' but you gave me only butter".

Udurawana in School

How do you recognize Udurawana in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Hidden Camera

Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all around his living room.
Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"
Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching CNN.
How does he know that?

Postbox - Udurawana Joke

Manager asked Udurawana at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Udurawana replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

English Exam - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

Library book - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our Phone Directory."

Udurawana Joke

Udurawana was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. Udurawana says, "Good thing that cows & elephants don't fly."

Two Coats

Udurawana was painting his living room one hot day. His friend asked him, " why are you wearing two jackets?". "Because," said Udurawana,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "

Missing Donkey - Udurawana Joke

Having lost his donkey, Udurawana got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" Udurawana replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."