Saturday, September 8, 2012

Hearing Problems - Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.

He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, `Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.`

Udurawana replied, `Oh, I haven`t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I`ve changed my will three times!`

Friend and Father - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was not 'FRIEND' but 'FATHER' .
He replaced 'friend' with' father' in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS.SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR

Light at Night - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana's theory :

Moon is more important than the Sun, 'coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

Single and Married - Udurawana Joke

Udurawana at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Udurawana says - "Ranjit Udurawana Married"