The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up Udurawana on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told him it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.
After more than 30 minutes Udurawana appears all tired and panting for breath.
The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
Udurawana replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'DURING AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE USE THE STAIRCASE'!!!
Friday, June 3, 2011
Password Problem
Udurawana calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password.
No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains,"So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," he says, "But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."
No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains,"So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," he says, "But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."
Saturday, May 21, 2011
How To Reduce Population In India
The teacher lecturing on population -In India, after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.
Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.
Two red ears....
Udurawana with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Udurawana's 4th child...
Udurawana got his 4th child. He fills data on the birth certificate
Mother: Sri Lankan.
Father: Sri Lankan.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sri Lankan?"
Udurawana: "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that the every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."
Mother: Sri Lankan.
Father: Sri Lankan.
Kid: Chinese.
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sri Lankan?"
Udurawana: "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that the every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."
Udurawana Joke
Udurawana - why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Udurawana - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?
Foreigner - Udurawana Joke
After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
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