Friday, February 12, 2016

Filling an Employment Application

Udurawana was filling up an application form for a job. He filled out the columns titled Name, Age, Address etc,. When he came to the column Salary Expected: after giving much thought he wrote: Yes

How to Lose Weight

The doctor told Udurawana to run eight kilometers a day for 300 days to lose weight.

After 300 days, Udurawana called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem; “I am 2400 km away from home”