Saturday, April 27, 2013

Registered Marriage at the POST OFFICE

Udurawana shouting at his girl friend " you said we will do a registered marriage but you cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday at the POST OFFICE to get registered but you never turned up"

What are your qualifications?

Udurawana at an Interview:

Interviewer: What are your qualifications?
Udurawana : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Udurawana : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....