Friday, June 3, 2011


The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up Udurawana on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told him it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes Udurawana appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
Udurawana replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'DURING AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE USE THE STAIRCASE'!!!

Password Problem

Udurawana calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with his password.

No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," he says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains,"So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," he says, "But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."