How To Reduce Population In India

The teacher lecturing on population -In India, after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.

Two red ears....

Udurawana with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."