How To Reduce Population In India

The teacher lecturing on population -In India, after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.
Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.

Two red ears....

Udurawana with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

Udurawana's 4th child...

Udurawana got his 4th child. He fills data on the birth certificate

Mother: Sri Lankan.
Father: Sri Lankan.
Kid: Chinese.

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sri Lankan?"

Udurawana: "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that the every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese."

Udurawana Joke

Udurawana - why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Udurawana - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?

Foreigner - Udurawana Joke

After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

New Mobile - Udurawana joke

Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone on his Phone Book & said
`My Mobile Number Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610`

What problem? - Udurawana

Udurawana ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Udurawana : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Udurawana : 'What problem?'